Paleopiracy

It was brought to my attention that I seem to have invented the term “paleopiracy”. Just to be formal about these things, I present an official definition:

pa‧le‧o‧pi‧ra‧cy / “pey-lee-oh-PAHY-ruh-see” / noun
: the piratic activity of some former period of geologic time; especially : the study of our pirate ancestors created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster
- pa‧le‧o‧pi‧rat‧ist / “pey-lee-oh-PAHY-ruh-tist” / noun
- pa‧le‧o‧pi‧ra‧tol‧o‧gy / “pey-lee-oh-pahy-ruh-TOL-uh-jee” / noun
- pa‧le‧o‧pi‧ra‧tol‧o‧gist / “pey-lee-oh-pahy-ruh-TOL-uh-jist” / noun
- pa‧le‧o‧pi‧rat‧ic / “pey-lee-oh-pahy-RAT-ik” / adjective
- pa‧le‧o‧pi‧rat‧i‧cal‧ly / “pey-lee-oh-payh-RAT-ik-uh-lee” / adverb