For some reason, my friend Seth Schwartzhoff Boyd and I came up with this in middle school.

The perfect response to the question: Are you hungry?

Oh, I’m Chad. Why don’t you Russia on over to visit U.S. sometime. We’ll go in the Palestine, sit on the Afghanistan, and have Turkey dipped in Greece served on our best China, followed by a big Bolivia of Chile and Tunisia on the Sandwich Islands; but make sure you wash your Honduras before you eat or you’ll have Germanies all over them.